I can’t believe I didn’t post this about 5 months ago…
After Halloween quasi-cosplay as Tony Stark (stylish black T-Shirt and Arc Reactor) and as Phil Coulson (dark suit, dark tie, S.H.I.E.L.D. identification badge clip), it was time to give Loki a shot. The essence of the character is (a) tons of hair gel, (b) the sceptre, aka The Glow Stick of Destiny, and (c) Tom Hiddleston’s wit, charm, and sexy good looks.
So, two out of three ain’t bad.
The sceptre’s general shape is surprisingly close to that of an axe handle. The blade is your generic “this is a fantasy weapon with sharp bits and swoopy bits and it’s wildly, totally impractical for anything but being a movie prop, and we don’t care” aesthetic. In other words, I’ll freehand something out of thin plywood. Finally, there’s the small matter of the actual glowing crystal. Is it an Infinity Stone? A chunk of one? A magically / metaphysically charged symbol of Thanos’ grand ambition and utter evil? It looks cool, so really, who cares?
Off to the Big Box Home Improvement Store. Axe handle? Check. Spray paint? Yep. Infinity Stone? Maybe I can find a clerk.
Infinity Stone has been located, cleverly disguised as a drawer pull. Check and mate.
Back at the Secret Underground Laboratory, the process is pretty direct. Cut the threaded end off of the “crystal” drawer pull, grab a one dollar souvenir flashlight from the junk supply, and cut four layers of translucent blue plastic out of a Pendaflex-compatible folder label cover. Stack the filter material on top of the flashlight lens and then superglue the drawer pull to the top of the stack. Instant blue glowing crystal. Perfect.
A little bit of bandsaw work on the “blade”, then spray paint the handle Rustoleum “Metallic Vintage Copper” and the blade “Metallic Matte Nickle”. Let dry, assemble (oh, yeah – drill the clearance hole for the flashlight first) and you’re ready to take on the Avengers. I decided to go with the “Loki at the Opera House” look (dark slacks, tie, and vest with a long coat, because I didn’t find an opera coat in any thrift stores around here). Add about four ounces of super extra hold hair gel, and I have the slicked-back aerodynamic look I was going for.
After action report: Vintage Copper is too dark. I probably should spray it again with plain old gold. The scarf that Loki wears at the Opera House is essential to conveying the character. I felt like I looked the part of a nicely-dressed dude walking around with a glowing axe handle more than Thor’s mischievous adopted brother. And finally, I have to admit: Halloween is more fun in iambic meter.
Also – getting a usable combination of (a) decent white balance with (b) not completely blown out bright areas is proving somewhat challenging on the waterproof camera, and the new WordPress editor really does suck.